some misfortunate events...

Yesterday I witnessed and experienced some things that hopefully will never happen again.

A) I went to the library for a knitting book and some movies. That's all I wanted. I got something a little different. The library has been rearranged, so I was unsure where the knitting books were located. So, I went up to one of the workers and asked her if she could show me. I was walking behind her, and all of a sudden she farted. This wasn't one of those indiscrete things either. For the Brown members of the family, this was like one of Grandpa's farts that he probably can't hear but everyone else in the room can. Yeah, one of those. And everyone, even the little children, are well aware of what happened, but no one has the guts to say anything. Worse of all, I was walking behind her. Too funny. All I wanted was a knitting book and some movies, and I got a little more then what I went for.

B) My horrid parking job. There were two lines and I was in them, but just barely. I took a picture with my phone, it's a little hard to see, but hopefully you can make out slightly how bad it was. I'm pretty sure I was at a 45 degree angle in relation to the line on my left. Did I fix it? No. It was 8:00 PM in the Lone Tree Library parking lot, the Patriots were playing the Broncos, Gossip Girl and One Tree Hill were on. Who the heck is going to go to the library on a night like last night? Me. I didn't care about the game, or either of those shows. I'm not into those shows.

Just look on the right of the picture, how the line gets further and further from my car as you progress back into the photo. Yeah, it's bad.


C) Can you say Bronco's stink? I can. BRONCOS STINK! I know I said I didn't care much for the game last night, but that was our FHE, and I get grounded if I don't participate in FHE, so I was basically forced to watch. :) With a final score of 41-7, ugh, I don't even know where to begin it's so terrible.

So there you go folks, some things that happened yesterday. We learn from history, and hopefully yesterday will never repeat itself. People farting openly in public, ignorant teenagers not caring about their parking jobs and the Broncos doing bad...very very bad..... .