Here's what happened. I like to keep my phone on my shirt, like clipped on the neckline, it's a flip phone, so I can pinch it on my shirt. That way, I don't lose it! So I had just finished going to the bathroom, and I reached over to flush the toilet, I was standing at this point, and suddenly my shirt felt much lighter. As I bent over slightly, it slid completely off my shirt. The flushing had begun. There was no stopping to waves crashing and barreling around in that ominous, wicked bowl. Within seconds, this is what went through my head:
AH! oh, I forgot to paint one toe nail, OMGSH! There goes my beloved cell phone, how will my boyfriends contact me, should I stick my hand...ugh so gross I can't even think about it, I'm going to go eat lunch, the waves are incredible! It's as if Hurricane Josie has struck! What way does water in the toilets spin in Australia? I'm going to go find a plane ticket right now! $500 on each credit card should cover it! Ugh, how will I explain this to my mother?!?
So there I was, alone and helpless. Until my mom came running in to comfort me. I've decided that bathroom is cursed. I've seen a wolf spider that at any moment was going to jump me, the septic God's were so jealous and took what was rightfully mine, and it's always freezing in there!
(So Chad, Anthony and Eric, call me about our dates at my home phone number. My mom will probably answer, but just tell her you want to talk to me)
4 comments:
You are one funny writer! You need to write magazine articles, plays, novels, something! Just write! You are very creative and descriptive. Sorry about your phone. I guess you could call customer service and tell them you were "unsatisfied with the product" due to the fact that it did not have a tight enough grip. I'm sure you're not the only one who flushed her phone down the toilet. I bet it happens everyday. Try it, worked for me. Cheers!
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You are one funny writer! You need to write magazine articles, plays, novels, something! Just write! You are very creative and descriptive. Sorry about your phone. I guess you could call customer service and tell them you were "unsatisfied with the product" due to the fact that it did not have a tight enough grip. I'm sure you're not the only one who flushed her phone down the toilet. I bet it happens everyday. Try it, worked for me. Cheers!
Oh no, how are you going to text all of your people???
Did you have to fish it out yourself?
Hey Laura! This is Anthony. That totally blows about your phone. I'll give you a call about Friday night, ok? I hope you find a new one.
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