Monday, September 22, 2008

The last Straw

They're losing it, I think they've come to a last resort. Or maybe they ran out of sheep. I can just imagine the UGG factory with only one sheep left. They all sit there deciding what to do, when suddenly a rattler slithers across the floor. The designer who went to ACC suddenly leaps at the serpent. With tears welling in his eyes he kisses the snake in an over joyous moment as the design-block has been broken. Unfortunately, this guys life ended as well. He never lived to see the final product, the Ugg boot with snakeskin. tear. moment of silence please.

But I'm not a fan mmm mmmm no way no how girlfriend. It's a combination of desert and snow. It just doesn't make sense. And do you think they killed snakes or some guys walked around the forest looking for skins that had been shed?

Now that I look at the picture again, it's almost like a boot a knight would wear with chain link. Hey, maybe I should go make some sheepskin lined chain link boots! They would be almost as practical as snakeskin snow boots.

Not only is this the last straw for UGG but the last straw for me. You can probably tell that I'm a little uninspired on what to blog about. But I'll try to keep it interesting.

Peace out all you girl scout's and boy scout's.

1 comment:

Lisa Brown said...

Laura you're an exceptional writer! Wish I had your skilzzz.