10)"Do you sell your dinner rolls by the dozen?" Little did she know within her reach literally, lay the impulse table with 4 bags of rolls, and packaged by the dozen!!!
9)Do you think that the gold imprint would match the silver pages of these scriptures? (um...no)
8)As I handed someone a pen and a receipt with a blank line on it she said, "Is this the receipt I sign?"
7)How old are those rolls? (I respond, they are the freshest available) she continues "yes, but how old are they? (Why does it matter! I don't have anything fresher to sell you!)
6)"Can I have a cinnamon roll with no frosting?" Who are you, I can't believe you don't like frosting!
5)(This one is for you Kelly!) " I would like a piece of chocolate cream pie al a mode."
4)"Are these orange rolls?" The woman asked as she held a box of orange rolls clearly frosted with an orange colored frosting.
3)A man on the phone desperately called the Saturday before mother's day and asked, "if I get there after you close, will you open the doors and let me in? I need something for my wife, and I don't know what to get her."
2)I asked a women if she was part of our rewards program and she said no, then I asked if she wanted to sign up and she declined. Right as I was swiping her card and finishing the transaction she said, "oh, you never asked me if I was a bonus club number!" Actually I did, and actually it's called our rewards program.
1)"Do you sell coffee?" (No, but we do sell Hot Chocolate!)
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